everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower
okay but real talk how many times do you think jim has gone up to someone and said "james t. kirk, the t stands for trouble"
before bones pulls him back by collar of his shirt "no it doesn’t, tiberius, let’s go"
shoutout to all the asexuals who stand strong in their sexuality even though the media tells us everyday that sex is one of the most important aspects of being human
Steve Rogers vs Chris Evans - The Winter Soldier Gag Reel (x)
Would you just
Take a look at
Bellamy/Clarke + touch
My glass is full of a wine shivering like a flame
And the river is drunk where the vines come to reflect
All the gold of the nights fall there is a shudder
But my glass has broken like a burst of laughter
girls don’t want boys, girls want convention tickets and sebastian stan
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you.
Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards them, stop guilting girls into liking you back
if you don’t think some of the hate Taylor Swift receives is unnecessary and sexist let me just remind you that she once wore a black turtle neck, jeans and boots and this was a result
scandalous wow cover your eyes
straight people are so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals