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Posted 2 days ago (originally roobbstark) + 2,929 notes

We’re playing Monopoly and my sisters friend landed on Piccadilly and my sister just went “Great snakes it’s a Piccadildo!”

devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

tumblr mobile

Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete

(Source: ferror, via bowties-and-scarf)

Posted 3 days ago (originally ferror) + 294,102 notes

niams-sexiness:

Do you ever just read a really well written fic and you can’t help but go “yes yes this is it… i will read this fifty times in a row I will read it backwards yes I will marry this this is it”

(Source: welcome-to-the-band-parade, via drwtsn)

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(via obrienisnotonfire)

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

(via queer-sansa)

Posted 3 days ago (originally orcasoup) + 84,044 notes

acedamian:

queerionthewitch:

i like crossovers but i really like the idea of dc and marvel being fictional in eachothers worlds like the teen titans are gonna go see the avengers at the movies tomorrow on their day out and then beast boys gonna do his best hulk impression all day meanwhile a universe over the young avengers are passing around the lastest batman issue and arguing about who could take batman in a fight

i love this too it is my Headcanon

(via do-you-know-where-your-towel-is)

marshmallowviscera:

people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”

yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST

like

fuck flying cars, guys

(via super-fruity)

fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

image

i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

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Posted 3 days ago (originally pansoph) + 259,932 notes

fasterfood:

sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting

(via puggy-toast)

Posted 3 days ago (originally fasterfood) + 370,730 notes

miss-melancholy-usa:

People be calling cars and ships and America “she” but when a trans women asks for female pronouns people be like no 

(Source: princess-passion-flower, via castieltheflyingassbutt)

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

(via kingsleyyy)

princess-romanova:

Its been like two years since this moment and I’m still not over it 

(via humanityishowlingatthemoon)